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In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.
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did-you-kno:

In 1871, a defense attorney accidentally shot himself in the stomach while reenacting a barroom brawl in order to prove the innocence of his client. While demonstrating how the victim was shot by his own pistol, the gun went off and the attorney suffered the same fate. He died from his bullet wound, but he still won the case.

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I did all the stuff you told me to do, but my sinus infection isn’t going away, so I want a stronger antibiotic, but I’m not going to buy it unless you’re sure that it’ll make me get better.

Patient who has an impressive opinion about my fortune-telling abilities.

(And as we have already discussed elsewhere, the patient’s “sinus infection” probably didn’t need antibiotics in the first place.)

(via cranquis)